Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ Category

Paris Hilton Nipple Slippage

Monday, December 6th, 2010

It seems like celebrity socialite Paris Hilton manages another nipple slip while taking photos at the beach. She’s so very known for not caring if her bathing suit malfunctions and that’s a sign of a very confident and secure woman which we all know Miss Hilton is. I give her much credit for keeping her head up in practically any situation that she is in. Keep up the great work Paris, we’re watching.

Paris Hilton Bikini Scratch

Monday, October 18th, 2010

When you are a millionaire, you can go around scratching your private parts in public and it’s perfectly fine. Ok, let’s think about this for a moment. The only reason why most people scratch down there are due to:

(1) Crabs
(2) Yeast Infections
(3) Chaffedness
(4) Unknown Viruses

Or maybe something from the ocean swam up there. No matter what it is, it doesn’t look cool at all.

Paris Hilton bikini stupidity

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Here’s my favorite Mensa member, Paris Hilton. When I first saw this picture, I have to say I actually laughed until I peed a little.  I sure hope Paris meant this outfit as a joke, because that’s what it looks like.  The bikini itself just looks weird (she doesn’t have the right bust to wear a bandeau anyway), the glasses look like she bought them from a machine for 25 cents, and what’s with the Olivia-Newton-headband?